1. Major Daneker- Whenever responding to our commander, remember this: There are many wrong answers. But there is always a correct answer. That correct answer is: Brett Favre
2. 1st Sgt. Martinez- A man of wisdom who once said, "When you make the right decions for the right reasons, things usually work out."
3. 1st Lt. Sarratt- "A combat veteran."
4. 1st Lt. Almodovar- Our humble, quiet, yet effective team leader of 1st squad.
5. 2nd Lt. Douglas- P.T. Warrior
6. SFC Quebec- "It is incumbent upon youuuu" to listen to SFC Quebec.
7. SFC Burke- Will provide the 211th with a nutritional breakfast which consitsts of...... doughnuts.
8. SSG Burrell- Enjoys a night on the town. Just ask the ladies (and gentlemen) of College Station.
9. SSG Ford- Staff Sergeant Ford is as cool as the other side of the pillow.
10. Sgt. Taylor- Has no skeletons in his closet. Possibly fritos in his molars.
11. Sgt. Zoeller- A good man to have on your side. He'll make sure you get paid.
12. Sgt. Risner- Crazy magazine head guy is actually crazy guitar hand guy. He's got a guitar stuck in his hands and he takes requests.
13. Sgt. Heise- Doesn't have a bad bone in her body. But, she does have a Diet Coke in her hand.
14. SPC Logue- Likes the San Antonio Spurs, but understands the Los Angeles Lakers are better.
15. SPC Alperin- There is not enough space on this blog (or adjectives in the dictionary) to give Specialist Alperin the attention he deserves.
16. SPC Anderson- Her hand is up, and she has a question or a comment.
17. SPC Mitchell- He will carry the guide on, just don't let him take off his boots.
18. PFC Johnson- Jersey Girl
2 comments:
A true cast of characters that would make even Walt Disney itch under his skin.
I couldn't have written it better myself. SPC Fardette - he gives you in words what a great verbal impressionist would give you on stage - this is the 211th.
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